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This is the corner of the internet where things get strange — on purpose. We post deep dives into the beautifully bizarre, the slightly cursed, and the culturally crunchy. From Gen Alpha slang breakdowns to strange trends, chaotic internet theories, and “wait… is this real?” moments — if it’s weird and worth reading, it belongs here.
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I’m the creator of this blog, where I explore the fast-moving, unpredictable world of Gen Alpha. I write about the trends, habits, slang, and digital culture that define this generation, breaking it all down with a mix of humor, honesty, and curiosity. I’m fascinated by how Gen Alpha communicates, creates, and influences the world around them—and through my posts, I try to make sense of it all. This site is my way of translating their world for anyone who’s paying attention, including myself.
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Learn 10 expert-backed tips for dealing with Gen Alpha. From tech habits to communication hacks—connect with the digital-first generation today.
Gen Alpha: Born Plugged In, Raised by Pixels, and Smarter Than You (Unfortunately)
Remember when childhood meant treehouses and scraped knees? Yeah, Gen Alpha doesn’t. They were born into a world where their baby monitor had more RAM than your first laptop, and their first words were probably “Skip Ad.” This is the generation raised by screens, shaped by algorithms, and emotionally supported
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Gen Alpha out here actin’ like recording a shaky video in pajama pants is the same as clockin’ in. Sugar, if “work” means filming yourself pretending to clean while whisperin’ into a mic like you’re auditionin’ for a
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